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CONSTRUCTION
COMEDY CORNER 

Business Meeting Joke

Harry was working at a
construction site when he
came across a bottle. He
popped it open and out
came a Genie. “I gotta
warn you,” said the
Genie “I’m not that
powerful but I’ll try
my best.”

“Well” said Harry, “I’m
trying desperately to start
a new business and I
have a very important
meeting tonight with
a potential investor…”

“I’ll tell you what,” said the
Genie, “and this is the best I
can do. I’ll give you a one
time good luck charm. To
start it say, 123. When
you’re done, say 1234.”
And with that the Genie
was gone in a puff
of smoke.

Harry couldn’t believe his
good luck. As he nervously
tied his tie in front of the
mirror, he kept on
repeating over in his
head 123, 123, 123.

Harry nervously knocked
on the rich man’s office.
“Come in,” said the man
in a deep imposing voice.
OK, here goes thought
Harry to himself as he sat
down across from the man.
 
Before he started he
muttered to himself “123”,
suddenly he knew
everything would be OK.

He opened up his mouth to
start speaking but before he
could say anything the man
behind the desk pleasantly
asked, “What did you
say 123, for?”